(It has been a while since last time. I don't feel sorry; it was never my intention to update regularly. Many things have happened which deserves a mention on the blog, most of which I have already forgotten; some of which I will never forget)
I am writing today because I foolishly decided to learn the
Colemak keyboard layout. This in spite that I already write fluently in the rivalling ergonomic layout
Dvorak, and that I am to present my master's thesis in less than a week. Writing this short paragraph has already given me a mild headache due to the vast number of characters required to make the words come together, each of which demanding my full attention. If someone gave me a penny for every character I wrote, my thesis alone would have earned me a respectable $1,427.50. If I then
sold the pennies for their copper, that would yield a whopping $2,148.42. Enough to buy a new iPhone. And an Apple TV. And an Apple Watch. At least a non-exclusive version.
It all started because I co-inspired two classmates to switch layouts. However, they didn't switch to just plain old Dvorak, which was what I taught myself 15 years ago; these guys were betting on newer and fancier layouts more tailored towards computer scientists, namely Colemak and
Programmer Dvorak. Admittedly, some special characters common to programming were awkwardly placed on my Dvorak layout, such as [] and {}. Thus, I wanted something better too. So here I am.
Of course, I first tried Programmer Dvorak. I really liked the idea with special characters as default on the number row, and as a Dvorak native, I learned it quickly. However, some of the most common symbols and numbers (for instance =,*,0,1) had an outright horrendous placement in the unreachable middle of the row. Yack.
So now I am typing my first lines of Colemak. We'll see for how long.